MUTATION INPUT 01HUMAN
give it huge women-like breasts
THE LIVE EXPERIMENTONE GLOBAL TIMELINE
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SAME DNA. INCREASINGLY QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS.
THE INSTRUCTIONS THAT MADE THIS03 SELECTED
MUTATION INPUT 02HUMAN
remove the puke and give it gold teeth
MUTATION INPUT 03ENGINE
Introduce a tiny sidekick made of a snail-powered rocket limousine, with absurdly serious dramatic lighting.
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The model hit a temporary error. The current image is safe; retrying automatically.
INTERFERE WITH EVOLUTIONINPUT_01
TELL THE ENGINE
WHAT TO BECOME.
One instruction. Absolutely no qualifications needed.
THE ENGINE IS CHOOSING ITS NEXT THREE MISTAKES.
THE NEXT THREE MISTAKES03 SELECTED
MUTATION INPUT 01HUMAN
give it 7 baby daddies and $3000 a month in food stamps
MUTATION INPUT 02HUMAN
give it really hard nipples that are leaking milk
MUTATION INPUT 03ENGINE
Give the central character a snail-powered rocket limousine, in exaggerated miniature scale.
This isn't your meme. It's everyone's problem. Every visitor sees the same evolution.
NO VOTES. NO FAVOURITES. JUST CHAOS.THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD, BUT WORSENatural selection.
NO ONE IS IN CHARGE.Natural selection.
Unnatural instructions.
THAT'S THE ENTIRE POINT.
01 /
INJECT AN IDEA.
Tell the engine what to become. Keep it visual, keep it weird, keep it under 150 characters.
02 /
LET CHAOS CHOOSE.
Three instructions. Chosen randomly. Not the best ideas, not the worst. Just three unfortunate winners.
03 /
WITNESS THE DAMAGE.
The current image mutates. The DNA carries on. A new round begins. Approximately every three minutes.
THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS
THE EVOLUTION ARCHIVE Previous bad decisions.
It only gets worse from here.
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